Friday, March 21, 2014

nutirisystem and stench proplems on the artie lange show

hi every one its fri hope you all are doing great . nutrisystem has been great on it 6 days now every thing has be terriffic except for a little miss hap last night wasent feeling well stomach was bothering me was in nyc all day long. its very hard to use some bathrooms in the city so i decided to go to work early to the artie lange show . was in the bathroom for a while so later on . a pair of indivudals freaked out like i killed jesus christ . mean while if it hade been been a famous movie star they loved they would have said .oh my god its jakes stench he can stench here 3 times a day but oh no not mike bocchetti that fat weirdo he is gross lets go back to planning our lacross and clam bake sunday in the hampton s and laugh at what a fat smell mess he is mike bocchetti

7 comments:

  1. Why is it everyone else's fault that you are a loser? Its show business's fault that you have no career. Its everyone else's fault on the show that you can't keep calm. What a lie you told tonight about "working hard". Your lazy ass does nothing but sit around while your poor mother slaves over you. And a couple of weeks ago, you are crying over your "faddah's" health, but tonight he's a "jerkoff". You just want people to feel sorry for you. Go F yourself.

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    1. Gtfo loser mike makes the show without him the show will be boring

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    2. By your logic, since I am a "loser" you should worship me. Here is why everyone hates this piece of crap:

      http://www.dawgshed.com/showthread.php/108769-Why-You-Yes-You-MUST-Hate-Mike-Bocchetti

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  2. Mike the twins are fake. There's been multiple times on the show where they made fun of you or made subtle jokes at you when you were sick.

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  3. Waaaah somebody made fun of me! Waaaaah I'm gonna write a note because I was bullied! Waaaaah! Mike you are so lucky to be on Artie's show. When you read that note to Artie about being "bullied" on the show that was a slap in Artie's face for all he did for you. I know you won't see it that way because you are the eternal victim, but it's the truth. You love to dish it out but can't take it. And the commenter above is right-you rely on your poor Mom way too much. She isn't your Mom she's your personal butler. Period. What kind of a man has his 74 year old mother doing his laundry? What kind of man is OK with his Mom bringing his phone to get fixed when you should've just done it yourself? Know what kind of "man" does those things? A "man" who never grew up and acts like a petulant child.

    You are full of excuses for everything anyone ever says to criticize you. Even those people that care about you and try to help-you either attack them or come up with a million excuses for your behavior or try to deflect what the person is saying and say something that has nothing to do with the subject at hand.

    I used to like you when the show first started, but I've grown to dislike you more and more. And the note you read out loud did it for me.

    I shutter to think what will happen to you when your Mom is no longer here to take care of you. It's time for some real big soul searching Mike. Because there's a reason why you aren't married and still live at home.....

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  4. Hey Mike! I'm a huge fan of your comedy and i'm loving the blog. Greetings from Sweden!

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  5. "Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is defined by the American Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive emotions and attention-seeking, including inappropriately seductive behavior and an excessive need for approval, usually beginning in early adulthood. People affected by HPD are lively, dramatic, vivacious, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. HPD affects four times as many women as men.[1] It has a prevalence of 2–3% in the general population and 10–15% in inpatient and outpatient mental health institutions.[2]

    HPD lies in the dramatic cluster of personality disorders.[3] People with HPD have a high need for attention, make loud and inappropriate appearances, exaggerate their behaviors and emotions, and crave stimulation.[3] They may exhibit sexually provocative behavior, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and can be easily influenced by others. Associated features include egocentrism, self-indulgence, continuous longing for appreciation, and persistent manipulative behavior to achieve their own needs."

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